aixuan

I need time (time) (love)
Joy (joy)
I need space (love)
I need me

玩法：把出生的月份和出生的日期加起来再简化至一字符的数字。

例如：出生月份为7月，日期为12日，就把7+12=19，再1+9=10，1+0=1 最后1为恋爱态度数字。

一个男人厌倦了他每天出门工作而他的老婆却整天呆在家里。他希望老婆能明白他每天是如何在外打拼的。于是他祷告祈求：全能的主啊，我每天在外工作整整8小时，而我的老婆却仅仅是待在屋里。我要让她知道，我是怎么过的，求你让我和她的躯体调换一天吧。阿门无限智慧的主，满足了他的愿望。

　　第二天一早，他醒来，当然，是作为一个女人。他起床，为他的另一半准备早点，叫醒孩子们，为他们穿上校服，喂早餐，装好他们的午餐，然后开车送他们去学校，回到家，他挑出需要干洗的衣物，送到干洗店，回来的路上还顺路去了银行，然后去超市采购，回到家，放下东西，要缴清账单、结算支票本。

　　当他打扫了猫盒，给狗洗完澡，已经是下午一点了。他匆忙地整理床铺，洗衣服，给地毯吸尘，除尘，清扫，擦洗厨房的地板。他冲往学校去接孩子们，回来的路上还同他们争论了一番。他准备好点心和牛奶，督促孩子们做功课，然后架起烫衣板，一边忙着，一边看会儿电视。

1. A businessman walked into a bank in San Francisco and asked for the loan officer. He told the officer that he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer explained that the bank needed some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. A bank employee drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 with interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for only 15 bucks?"

小姐职业？

小姐：妓者。

男：记者，那家日报？

人生就像大便，一旦冲走了，就不会再回来。
人生就像大便，怎么拉都是那个模样，可是每次又不太一样….
人生就像大便，有时拉得很爽，有时却拉得五官纠结！
人生就像大便，你永远不知道，会拉出个什么东东..
人生就像大便，想要怎么结果，就要先怎么栽。

经典 - 火影語錄
鸣人：
▲我一直都是有话直说……这就是我的忍道！

卡卡西：

1. Do you ever lie about your age?
- no..!!! im a good girl..

2 . Do you prefer "sensitive boys"or "tough guys"?
- depends..

when i dislike a person..,i dislike that person...!!!
i dont like people to remind me that tis human being still live in tis world and
there smthg similar on both of us...!!!
tat disgusting..!!!
tat make me feel very uncomfortable...!!!

没有人喜欢我．．．！！！
全部人类骂我笨蛋．．．！！！　
妈妈爸爸骂我笨蛋．．，婆婆骂我笨蛋．．，弟弟骂我笨蛋．．，
彭俐骂我笨蛋．．，lawrance也骂..,xiawbao也骂．．．！！！
不喜欢．．！！！　

很烦阿．．．！！！
总觉得我的表达能力很有问题．．．！！
人类总是误会我想表达的东西．．．！！！
很XYZ阿．．．！！！　
我脑想的东西，，从我嘴巴出；人类耳朵进时．．，东西都会跟我想的不一样

go to lunch with daddy...!!! happy...!!! we both eat a lot...!!!! laksa, kueh chap, siew bao,chicken rice....
i love my daddy...

hi.. friend..!!! im here now...!!! happy...???